Insure-Erection

Insuring a man gets an erection by committing to his needs and pleasures.

My wife has some great ideas acts for an

Insure-Erection when she’s horny.

by Frank Palace June 28, 2022

Erective

A mix between the words Impressive, and Erect. something that is impressive yet also makes you erect at the same time.

Person 1: Wow that was Erective!
Person 2: Oh c'mon it wasn't that good.

by sealo.-. April 27, 2021

Emotionally Erect

When your mental state has heightened to pure Euphoria, due to either extreme attraction or immense excitement

I know its only been six dates, but whenever I'm around her I'm emotionally erect.

by Cheeks1+ May 25, 2024

financial erection

When you see loads of 0's on a check and you can't help yourself.

Yo dude, my check just came and gave me this massive financial erection.

If I was Trump right now I'd have the biggest financial erection.

by lolafier December 19, 2016

midget erection

When a normal sized man is having intercourse with a little woman doggy style, stands up and puts on a large pair of sweatpants while still inside her. He then leaves his house and goes for a walk with what appears to be a massive erection in his pants but is really just his fun sized partner going for a ride.

Did you see that guy on the street today? He either had a disease or a midget erection

by Kwaller11 October 25, 2017

Angry erection

*When a person is angry but horny usually resulted in rape behind the doors if you get what im saying

*Thats why some women like their man angry because they love a beast out of him.
*Most of the time women make their man angry for this reason which most man doesn't know about

John:anna why do you love your man so much but piss him off most of the time.
Anna: because angry erections are the best.

by Gerald 23 August 08, 2022

Auto-Erect

When you see something which instantly makes you horny.

When I open my eyes only I auto-erect.

by Jkshhajqjhe March 28, 2020