Edward

Edward is one of the coolest guy's you will ever meet. He is nice, kind, caring, sweet, loving, and cute. If you ever Meet him be prepared though because he is a dorkish nerd and acts a bit wierd at times but only because he is so sure of his sexuallity he dosnt need care if people think he is gay, but its ok because he is good enough to get any girl, but is often to shy to ask them out.

Person 1: Hey have you met Edward?
Person 2: No i havnt he seems like a fag...
P1: Well he is not he just act's a bit wierd...

Rich: Hey Edward did you know that she likes you?
Edward: Yeah im just to shy to ask her out...
Rich: Go for it bro!

by The Man with no Name. March 2, 2010

trent edwards

QB of the Buffalo Bills, aka "The Truth".

Hey how'd trent edwards do today?

pretty truthful as usual.

by Colin G. January 3, 2008

edward cullen

A) An overprotective creep.

B)Someone who needs to go to the tanning booth/ not wear makeup.

"This one Edward Cullen tried to save me from a speeding van the other day!"

by throughthefire391 February 28, 2010

Edward Cullen

1. A shiny, pedophile version of a vampire who neither sleeps in coffins OR turn into a bat or bat-like liquid.

2. A female version of hentai, except without the pictures.

Rick: "That Edward Cullen, man..."

Roll: "I know! He could get beat by Herman Munster!"

by TheBatFunk June 30, 2010

Edward Cullen

--A sparkly demented fairy who is a creeper.
--Sparkly infuri
--Referring to a dumb, or stupid person

1. Omg, That Edward is such a fairy! I mean...he SPARKLES!

2. WARNING; You-Know-Who has made an army of infuri--Including Cedric Diggory, now by the name of Edward Cullen!

3. That guy is SUCH and Edward. He stared at me and then said a bunch of dumb pick up lines!

by Fire-Luv June 3, 2011

Edward Cullen

n. person, Ed-ward Cull-en : A fictional character/ monster made up in the diseased imagination of an old, horny woman. He is said to sparkle when in the sun, for some odd, non- understandable reason. He is in the dreams of millions of teenage girls and their mothers. His followers are called Twi-hards, and are attracted to him by some telepathic connection, which makes them want a vampire, who writes bad poetry, as a husband. His fictional, worst enemy, is a werewolf, named Jacob, who has nice teeth (Many suspect them to be gay lovers). The fact or impression they are gay lovers is dashed by his love of 14-year old girls. Whom, he stares at while they sleep, with what many call in rapey fashion.

Twi-hard - "I got a message from "Edward Cullen" last night

Twi-hard 2 - " Really, what was it?"
Twi-hard - " He wants me to meet or turn me, I hope!"

Twi-hard 2 - "You are soooo lucky!"
Twi-hard - "I know!!!!!"

by Mr. Spam June 29, 2011

Edward Bernays

The best kept secret of the US government. In 1928, he wrote a book entitled "Propaganda", which explains almost every bullshit technique ever known. As the nephew of Sigmund Freud, Bernays is the utmost expert of populace manipulation. His techniques most likely control every perception that you maintain, and you are not even aware of it. Bernaysian persuasion owns your soul!

Person 1: "Have you ever read Edward Bernays' book 'Propaganda'?"

Person 2: “No. Why?”

Person 1: "That book is the most important piece of literature ever created!"

by Bernie Glendale January 18, 2013