Yo dude, my check just came and gave me this massive financial erection.
If I was Trump right now I'd have the biggest financial erection.
If I was Trump right now I'd have the biggest financial erection.
by lolafier December 19, 2016
by Frank Palace June 28, 2022
A mix between the words Impressive, and Erect. something that is impressive yet also makes you erect at the same time.
by sealo.-. April 27, 2021
The result a baked good has on the nether regions of a wide eyed, sweet toothed gentleman when he encounters a lovingly and carefully crafted baked good.
Did you see that display of deliciousness at the bakery?! It was like strolling through Brownie County in Pastry Paradise and walking right up to the Cookie Cathedral on Sweet Street. It totally gave me Confection Erection! And I don't care who knows it!
by gelatin.skelet0n January 10, 2019
When your mental state has heightened to pure Euphoria, due to either extreme attraction or immense excitement
by Cheeks1+ May 25, 2024
When a normal sized man is having intercourse with a little woman doggy style, stands up and puts on a large pair of sweatpants while still inside her. He then leaves his house and goes for a walk with what appears to be a massive erection in his pants but is really just his fun sized partner going for a ride.
by Kwaller11 October 25, 2017
*When a person is angry but horny usually resulted in rape behind the doors if you get what im saying
*Thats why some women like their man angry because they love a beast out of him.
*Most of the time women make their man angry for this reason which most man doesn't know about
*Thats why some women like their man angry because they love a beast out of him.
*Most of the time women make their man angry for this reason which most man doesn't know about
John:anna why do you love your man so much but piss him off most of the time.
Anna: because angry erections are the best.
Anna: because angry erections are the best.
by Gerald 23 August 08, 2022