Erection Ejection

When a dick gets so hard it bursts out of a mans pants

When Sarah Bent over to pick up her books, I had an erection ejection in the middle of class.

by Moisty Mike January 2, 2018

ereri

the ship between two Attack on Titan characters, Eren and Levi

I totally ship it #ereri

by Panic at the phandom May 30, 2016

erection redirection

Term referring to a change in the target of pursuit for a (hopefully) single man. Usually occurs when a new more attractive female is found.

"Jeremy never showed up to his wedding?!"
"Yeah, he had one hell of erection redirection."

by Jake LE February 21, 2008

Erel

Erel is one of they finest women in the world. She cannot be topped, but she is a bottom. Erel would definitely beat you in anything in the world because she is amazing so fuck off thanks

wow that girl is amazing

yeah of course she is erel you fucktard what did you think

by M0thErrr September 13, 2020

Erection Deflection

When something or someone causes you to lose your pleasure or ruins your enjoyment. Going from happy or laughing to immediately sad or depressed.

The teacher's homework was a total erection deflection. Taylor has been a real erection deflection lately. Enos, why are you such an erection deflection? Oh man your girlfriend is cheating on you, what an erection deflection.

by Bdon "BBFF" February 4, 2010

Erectum

An Erectum is when the man inserts his penis into his partner's ass before it is erect, and then it becomes erect while sitting inside of their partner's ass.

"Did you hook up with that chick last night?"

"Yeah, we had an Erectum."

"...the fuck is an Erectum...?"

by CJSummer August 6, 2015

Erectile Dysfunction

I wanted a mug that puts my condition on full display for everybody to see

give me my Erectile Dysfunction mug.

by Spook404 January 30, 2020