Family Drum Circle

The act of four or more family members getting together and splitting up by gender, the males then bang on the women's asses and boobs until the women begin to bleed from the anus. Then, the man licks up the blood and everyone returns to normal activities.

Sister: I'm bored, what do you want to do?
Brother: How about a Family Drum Circle
Grandpa: HELL YEAH!

by DanielJustice August 17, 2011

Drum Hoarding

The act of playing on a drum set without considering the people around you. Drum Hoarders typically frustrate company due to the volume of play or the lack of giving other people a turn.
A Drum Hoarder does not have to be good at playing drums; they only play it for a very long period of time, typically with company.
Drum Hoarding also relates to people who spend a large amount of time trying demo drum sets at a store, oblivious to the people possibly waiting in line for a turn.

is jim in the back Drum Hoarding again?
Yes
Well I guess we won't leave the store for another hour

by Whatiwawa December 13, 2010

drummage

When someone does some awesome shredding on the drums. When someone is beast on drums

That guy last night had some awesome drummage at the show.

by J. Aardvark October 22, 2010

Drum Hangover

When you play drums to the point when you can't play one note without your massive headache throbbing. And then the next morning even playing on your pad or tapping on your leg hurts.

Dude i practice paradiddles for 4 hours yesterday! I got a massive drum hangover stop tapping!

by aguywhoplaysdrumsandstuffliket March 4, 2011

Drummer

The person who decide what tempo to play with in a band.

Guitarist: What speed are we playing?
Drummer: Whatever speed I play, I'm the drummer.

by SWilson September 8, 2015

Drum Set Stir Fry

A sexual act involving a man penetrating a woman in the anus and immediately before male ejaculation the man inserts his penis into the female's ear and 'blows his load' into her orifice. He then proceeds to 'stir fry' the 'spunk' into her 'drum set' with his member.

See that chick over there? I would totally give her a drum set stir fry.

by Drum Master 9000 December 13, 2015

drummer

The backbone of the band, the master of tempo, the drummer plays a huge role in a band by providing the beat and how this beat is interpreted and felt. In fact, without the drummer, no one would even move to the music, it would just be noise. But just as the drummer's job is important, so are all the other members and their roles, so let's not fight over who is more important because all the members are just as important. When one instrument or member is missing, the entire band is missing.

That insane death metal drummer was doing blast beats at 300 bpm.

by urbandictionaryranoutofnames July 24, 2016