Dork girl

A dork that gets a break from being called a dork because she wasn't born with a penis.

The dork girl is a fuckin dork, but nobody calls her that because she's not a male. What a double standard.

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019

12-dork

A person so dumb they have "12:00" as the time displayed on any digital equipment.

She's a 12-dork...can't even use her Casio watch.

by julesk September 5, 2006

Dork-off

When two or more people who possess similar passionate tastes in various hobbies, areas of study and other pursuits deemed "dorky" or "nerdy" engage in a non-sanctioned competition wherein the winner is crowned by their superior knowledge in said category.

We had a total dork-off while discussing trilobites and animal bones at the gem and mineral show.

by Skulldogman February 7, 2017

dork dancing

the twitching 'dance' done while constrained to a seat (e.g. airplane) and listening to your ipod music leaking out of the head-phones.

heh, look at that guy in the middle seat dork dancing.

by diaspora December 26, 2011

alex the dork

My classmate

Hey Alex the dork come over here

by Cjcudhwfjuvd April 21, 2018

Dork Channel

The phenomenon that occurs when two individuals are chatting online, thus defining themselves as dorks in that normal people have REAL conversations, and they type the exact same thing at the exact same time.

John: So what are you wearing?
Kathy: So what are you wearing?
John: OMG! We are on the Dork Channel!

by Kathy and John August 26, 2009

Flork-A-Dork

Someone who is extremely flamboyantly gay and enjoys being raped by other men. Enjoys spending their time bent over a chair as an Army Battalion repeatedly ravishes his ass hole. Anyone who can do the Great American Challenge in the ass without resistance.

Look at that flork-a-dork in the sparkle denim jacket, pink short shorts and roller skates!

by cumblood February 23, 2011