tightening the door knob

(participial phrase) the sexual act of grabbing and twisting the head of the penis upon male orgasm in an attempt to increase seminal velocity (and make a cool spiral); the partner performing this act must make a squeaky sound as if a door knob was being tightened

Male 1: My girl was tightening the door knob last night.
Male 2: What?
Male 1: She twisted the head of my penis when I came and I let fly a mighty ejaculate.
Male 2: Does it burn?
Male 1: Yea, but it was worth it. And she's blind now.

by xXxPDxXxn0$c0p3xXx420BL4z3xXx February 23, 2015

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Door knob

A phrase often shouted out when someone in the room busts ass, "farts", letting the person know whom farted to go touch a door knob before everyone beats the shit out of him.

WTF is that smell, door knob!!

by Rick Swank September 5, 2005

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back door action

Sticking your Man-Sausage in her Butt-Hole

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

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door conversation

When a social gathering is about to disband, everyone makes their way to the exit, and then continues to talk for another 15 minutes.

"Well, I guess I should be going..."
*makes way to door*
15 Minutes later: *still chatting, altho now dressed in coat, shoes, etc* - This is a door conversation

by RK089 March 12, 2007

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doomtastic

adj. 1) The mass media reaction to something so fantastically tragic, immediate and vast in scope that normal human emotional responses are insufficient, Like the Gulf Oil Spill, or the Haitian earthquake, or 9/11.

2) Movies or media based on disasters or war, sometimes called disaster porn.

Did you see 2012, volacnos and tsunamis and earthquakes! It was doomtastic!

by Thor Conner September 25, 2010

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