Disingenuous

Maintaining an air of credibility when faced with your own lack of sincerity and honesty.

Rarely successful.

Mike: Fancy getting together later?
Jane: Won't your girlfriend mind?
Mike: What girlfriend?
Jane: The one you're in a relationship with on facebook?
Mike: That's nothing, we only went out a couple of times, nothing's happening!
Jane: Maybe you should tell her that :-)
Fleur: That's disingenuous mate!

by Angel_k April 12, 2011

dumpster diving

when a male breaks up with his girlfriend and then in desperate times either days or months down the road he goes back to the girl (hes looking in the dumpster for the old garbage he threw away hoping to find it and get a piece of ass). weve all meet these people before

man1 asks what man 2 did last nite

man2 responds to man1 by saying he was with his ex last nite

then man1 says to man2 so you were dumpster diving

by fartmagic July 5, 2007

Diving in them DMs

When you hit-up a girl by Direct Messaging her.

Ayye she's single! Dive in them DMs!!
*Hops on computer and Facebook Msgs Her* (Diving in them dms)

by imLTyme November 1, 2014

dicing

dicing is when you fart in one corner of the room walk to the other corner of the room fart then the next corner until you have been all over the room and your gas is everywhere

gotta stay away from that salsa been dicing for hours

by sanxity July 2, 2019

smut diving

1) Sticking your penis into the vagina of the skankiest skanks of all skanks

2) Going down on a disgusting hoe

3) Taking the easiest, nasiest hoe you find home

Hey, what did you do this weekend??? I ended up smut diving.

I can't believe I went smut diving agian this weekend.

One of my weekend hobbies is smut diving.

by smut diver 4 life September 21, 2009

anal diving

When a woman is about to poo and a man sticks his hand up her butt and grabs a clump of poo out. Then he proceeds to smack it across her face, which looks like the snorkel mask. Then he takes his penis and rubs it around her mouth, giving the snorkel mask effect.

Last night we were feeling adventurous, so my girlfriend and I went anal diving through the Great Barrier Reef.

by liz and heather May 23, 2008

Pearl Diving

When your swimming in a pool and you jack off and let your jizz float around the pool and then you swim around and catch it.

Im going pearl diving in my pool before anyone gets home.

by mike wal mart February 6, 2008