disslap

slapping with disrespect most likely on the head not the face (slapping in the face makes you look like a bitch and a pussy).

James don't make me disslap you.

by joTHAIStoise April 28, 2007

disscreets

People you know that hate you but won't admit it and when your around them, they act like they have no problem with you; talking behind your back

Person 1:Ay, u know why(fill in blank) is dissin me?
Person 2:Nah, but they helladiscreet about it.
Person 1: U know what I call people like that?
Person 2: No? What?
Person 1: Disscreets.

by Sangapulo March 13, 2008

Disslex

Disrespecting the linguistic and grammatical style of another in a condescending or patronising manner. Wordplay on disrespect and dyslexia.

Kate: "Don't say antidisestablishmentarianism! There might be hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobics about!"
Anna: "ADMIT IT.....YOU COPY AND PASTED BOTH OF THOSE WORDS...."

Anna is DISSlexing Kate. She is dissing her language.

Kate: "You DISSlexing me? Are you disslexing me though? Are you disslexing my family?"

by Kate and Anna September 26, 2008

dissisilution

When you've found the solution to a major problem, simply yell (out) or say "dissisilution," and the people around you, if there are any, will quickly understand that you've discovered the solution to your problem.

If you're sitting in the middle of Starbucks at 8 in the morning sipping a steaming hot cup of cappuccino, typing on your laptop or whatever it is that you do during your daily routine, simply say the word, and the people in line or sitting down, or around you should understand the fact that you've discovered the solution to your problem.

Other people will probably applaud you, or either assist you in fixing your problem, if you haven't done so before saying the word, but if you have, they'll salute or either applaud you - probably even both!

Example:

A: "Hey B, I can't seem to fix my laptop, could you help me?"

B: "Yeah, sure, Hand it to me and I'll fix it."

B: "See, you deleted a crucial system file. Dissisilution."

B: "Let me put this file back into the system32 folder so your laptop can stop being retarded."

A: "Wait, did you fix it completely?"

B: "Didn't you just hear me say "Dissisilution?""

A: "Oh yeah, that's right, well thanks for fixing my laptop."

B: "Yeah, no problem."

by Coleco May 24, 2011

dissensio ad populum

The notion that something is wrong when the majority disagrees. This contrasts with "argumentum ad populum," or the false notion that something is true when the majority agrees.

Person A: The Earth is flat.
Person B: The Earth is round; dissensio ad populum.

by Sparkmon April 14, 2013

Dissertation Brain

When you have been working on your dissertation for a a long time (subject to your own interpretation of a long time) and you start to forget random but important information.

Today , I forgot what year it was. I swore it was 2015 and an hour into working and dating everything 2015, I realized it was actually 2016. That is when I realized that I had dissertation brain. #dissertationbrain

by allaboutthatgradlife May 23, 2016

dissful

Dissful is my shortened slang for “disrespectful.” I’ve been abbreviating it for years using this word.

Tyrant is a dissful MC because he’s supposed to be dissful....that’s the name of his game!!!

by Treebonics June 17, 2019