Dink

Is an acronym for Dual Income No Kids. An initially self-complimentary term used by couples (married or unmarried) of child-rearing age; who receive sizeable incomes from their respective employers. Instead of sacrificing their time and money on a new generation, they flaunt their ability to live like eternal adolescents..

Mary (sipping a Mimosa): Joe and I are dinks! We were at Le Bain until 5am. We don't have to worry about bringing kids to school in the morning and can sleep in because Sunday brunch runs late!

Mary (in her 70's in hospice): I'm a Sink...Joe died last year, and I have nobody to visit me. All of my money and properties will end up in probate, and get dispersed to different government entities.

by johnlee^ December 9, 2023

Dink

Completely and utterly fucking mentally inept

“Hear about that anti gun government lady?”
“ yeah, dudes a fuckn dink”

by Whorehey October 26, 2019

Dinke

A small version of the male organ "penis"

person 1: Wow you got a small dick
person 2: No i don't!
Person 3: Nah he just a lil' dinke boi

by Thatniggacrazy October 5, 2017

Dink

Nickname for the favorite child in a family.

Our baby Dink would have mDe you so proud at her piano recital.

by Baby Dink August 1, 2022

dink fodder

One who is really annoying when trying to complete a task

I'm just trying to clean my room ya dink fodder

by Holmie G June 8, 2016

Clink Dink

A malady suffered by man. Symptoms include iron bars surrounding your seldom touched genitals and your roommate being raped. Treatments include slug night, prostitutes or raping your roommate.

Hello 911, my roommate is suffering from clink dink and is raping me.

Milhouse has clink dink

by Budso scabin February 12, 2020

Shrinkly Dinks

When you’re in the water for too long & the skin on your finger tips (& other things...) shrivel up.

Because Michael was in the pool for hours, he now has Shrinkly Dinks

by QueenLovexo June 10, 2018