david eckstein

the grittiest, yet shittiest, baseball player around that everyone loves because he's 3'4.

Celz- Man, that David Eckstein is awesome. I'd rather have him up with the bases loaded than Albert Pujols.

Dak- Leave my house. I hate you. And don't forget your hat. Eckstein blows and so do you.

by Pat A May 11, 2007

David dobrik

He's a dick but a funny one so it's aight.

David Dobrik can suck my dick but step yo girl

by Drugged.up.ducks July 23, 2017

David Stern

1. The Commissioner of the National Basketball Association

2. An out-of-touch fugazy who keeps playas from doin their thing; a playa hater.

1. David Stern finally relented to the pressure and went back to using the traditional genuine leather basketball after the new ball failed miserably.

2. My landlord keeps calling the law every time I have a house party. Fuck a David Stern.

by L-Millz October 17, 2007

David Villa

Also known as Señor Bitchface, this man can quite possibly kill you where you stand with his eyes. The current #7 of Spain and Valencia, and hottest person ever. A hobbit from Asturias who will tackle anybody to the ground and start a manpile for the hell of it. oh....and did i mention hes the 2nd highest goalscorer for spain EVERZZ BITCHEZZZZ

i am david villa bitch, when i speak you listen!!

by mlo_7 December 14, 2009

pete davidson

he got that bIG DICK ENERGY

“yo u kno pete davidson”
“yea he got tht bIG DICK ENERGY ON 100!!”

by roohiyo June 28, 2018

Harley Davidson

The most effective machine at turning gas into noise without the side effect of horsepower.

"You hear how loud that Harley Davidson was?"

"So? It's slow, heavy, and can't turn or brake"

by Sondebeech April 15, 2010

craig david's beard

A womans' pubic region which has been carefully trimmed so much that it resembles the beard of singer Craig David.

"How do you like my muff, Gerald? I've trimmed it for you"
"Love a duck!! It looks like Craig David's beard!!"

by Russ David April 26, 2006