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Douchebag Knievel 

A person who participates in extreme acts of douchebaggery.

Named after Evel Knievel known for his estreme stunts and general disregard for gravity.
"That guy's dog just shit in my yard and he just left it!"
"Damn. He's obviously a Douchebag Knievel"
Douchebag Knievel by dudeguybroman February 3, 2012

Douchebag Boyfriend Rule 

For every respectable looking girl who seems to have class/not be a slut/or is a complete dumbass, there's always a douchebag boyfriend in the picture who brainwashes her to like him because apparently that's what all girls like to look for in a guy these days, instead of respectable guys without gelled hair, rhinestone-encrusted shirts, souped-up mid 90's Toyota's and have no job and bum off their mothas.
I was walking through the mall with my friends, and I saw this girl who looked down to earth, then my friend told me to look left and I realized there was a douchebag boyfriend rule involved.Damn.

Douchebag mcgee 

A douchebag mcgee is someone who is smart yet a complete douchebag
Roger ebert is a douchebag mcgee
Jobs and ebert are the founders of the douchebag mcgees
Douchebag mcgee by Ichigo99 April 22, 2010

Douchebag Loser 

Guys who don't take care of their Kids.
Jeff G from Lancaster is a Douchebag Loser
Douchebag Loser by Payurbills February 10, 2009

douchebag rainbow

A term first used by Philip "sxephil" DeFranco, douchebag rainbow refers to the douchebagery that is emitted by every race, but in different ways.
"Douchebags come in all sorts of colors...it's the douchebag rainbow."

"If you're going to hate anyone, hate the douchebag rainbow."
douchebag rainbow by Avatarded September 7, 2009

Douchebag Constant 

1. A special, real number that normalizes the ratio of douchebags in a conversation to the amount of time it takes for one or more of them to be called out as such.
Time to call-out = Douchebag Constant * (time / douchebags); tc = DBC(t / d)
Douchebag Constant by Andrew Badera December 12, 2010