miata dick

a man that can get away with driving a miata, due solely to the fact of him having such a large dick that he doesn't have to compensate it's size by purchasing a large vehicle to show off. Opposite of a hummer dick.

That man in the pink shirt driving the convertible Geo Metro must be a miata dick!

by ed1111 October 8, 2009

Dick of Truth

The only way to turn a lesbian straight, the dick has to be powerful enough or she'll turn even more lesbian.

Billy used the dick of truth to turn that girl straight

by Overlord Jon November 1, 2014

dick rails

Another name for snake bite piercings. The rings on either side of the bottom lip serve as rails to guide a dick right into your mouth.

Guy: "Hey guys, look at my snake bites!! I'm such a hard ass!!"

Friend: "You mean look at your dick rails. You're such a fag, I bet you can suck a mean dick with those things!!"

Everyone around the conversation: "Hahahahah!!!"

by ronious October 13, 2009

wouldn't fuck her with your dick

a girl so ugly or skanky that you wouldn't fuck her with someone else's dick let alone your meat.

Look at that crack-whore. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!

by MnB75 March 5, 2005

Smoking Dick

To tell someone what they did or said is crazy or stupid

Boy1:Damn bro that ugly girl can get the D
Boy2:Bro your smoking Dick if you think that ugly girl can get it

by TajhyPippen13 September 24, 2016

vacation dick

As opposed to boyfriend dick.
A penis that is so big, it proves unrealistic for long term use.
Better used every now and again, like a vacation.

"Are you going to see him again?"
"Not for a few months, he's got that vacation dick. As much as a constant vacation sounds good, my body can't handle it 24/7.

by jb181382 June 17, 2016

Shrimp Dick

Someone who has a very small penis.

Wow, have you heard about that kid chanse, I heard he has a shrimp dick

by KillerOfUrMind October 4, 2017