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Chronikos

1. A very good friend of mine who originates from Brazil. Very good at video games in general, though may get angry very easily.
2. A man with a disproportionate dick, being around 1 inch in length but his girth being unaffected. Some say it would retract back in if you were to use steroids. These people are also quite strong and muscular.
1. "Wassup Chronikos, wanna hop on Dummies Vs Noobs?"
"I HAVE A 20 INCH COCK. GORILLA COCK SUPPLEMENTS."
"Is that a yes?"
"FUCK YOU"
2. "Dude...that guy is such a Chronikos!"
"I know, I've heard his steroid usage gave him an inside chode!"
"Isn't that just a wide-ass vagina?"
"Probably."
by bacon_creator July 12, 2023
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CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder)

CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder) is a brain condition that a person becomes heterosexual, liking the opposite gender. There is no cure.
Did you hear that Chad got CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder)?
Yeah, it's awful.
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chronic masturbation

Toke up, get horny. CHRONIC MASTURBATION INITIATED
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chronic

High quality marijuana which is then tossed with keif. The result being marijuana which is very sticky when touched as well as having a great abundance of crystals. Commonly after the process of coating it with keif is completed it then is sprayed with RC cola that has been allowed to sit until flat. This causes the crystals to dissolve into the marijuana buds as well as adding a slight flavoring. This process although helpful (as fewer crystals will be lost when you touch it) is not necessary to produce Chronic.

a common misconception is that Chronic is marijuana with cocaine sprinkled on it. Cocaine trading on the streets for 100 dollars a gram for 30% pure cocaine is unlikely to be used on marijuana. When Marijuana and cocaine are induced at the same time the feeling brought about by the marijuana is over powered by that of the cocaine. Further cocaine can not be properly ingested by many of the ways that marijuana is (I.E. a water bong ). for these reasons although possible it makes the thought of ingesting cocaine through marijuana a silly one and at the very least an over priced way of ingesting it.
Roll up that chronic and lets breeze homie.
by Luke December 28, 2005
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chronic

Referring to the sensation: -cles of Narnia.
We love the Chronic, what; -cles of Narnia.
by Tarrasque December 28, 2005
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chronic weed

THe Bombest Shyt Youve Ever SMOKED that gets you Beyond Fucked UP$$$$$
Chronic weed is WIth red hairss or HUGe Ass BOMB CRYSTAL'S!!!!
by tishanda April 30, 2006
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chronet

A community full of backstabbers, Liars, Cheaters, and Hypocrites. Something people like to be apart of for a while.
Lex Luthor Decided to join chronet, he was then met with a bunch of liars and company. He was soon kicked out for being a good person, along with his allies.
by Official Lex Luthor May 21, 2017
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