Cumpacity

The amount of semen a dumpster holds.

That dumpster much have a large cumpacity.

by anonymous November 24, 2025

Cumpanion

A cum stain left by a sex partner on the bedsheet next to your pillow which, when gazed upon, provides companionship during lonely nights.

When I went to bed and put my head on my pillow I smiled when I saw my cumpanion - a cum stain left on my fitted bedsheet by a guy I hooked up with - and felt for a moment that I wasn't really alone after all. But my smile faded and I soon shed a tear because after I wash my sheets my cumpanion will be gone.

by Velvet Tongue January 3, 2026

Cumpanionship

The feeling of companionship you get from a cum stain left by a sex partner on the bedsheet near your pillow. Without it, you would feel lonely sleeping by yourself.

I enjoy the cumpanionship of the big crusty cum stain left by the hot guy I hooked up with last week. I may not wash my sheets for a while because I don't have a boyfriend and don't want to lose my cumpanion.

by Velvet Tongue January 3, 2026

El Cumpleaños

A nighmare-ish beast that steals days and brings darkness to us all.

"Oh fuck, it's El Cumpleaños! He's gonna steal our days!?!"

by Jack Shack September 28, 2017

feliz cumpleaños!

Felix is eating crumbs on the floor

Happy Birthday and wish you feliz cumpleaños!

by Heavy one June 7, 2022

bribish cumpyre

the idea of setting your cum on fire
to protect your perfect angelic ideology

The powerful empire turn to the perfect bribish cumpyre.

by sinrlifemattrs November 11, 2025

Misery Loves Cumpoony

So you’re having a bad day. What better way to improve the day than to play a joke on someone and make them miserable too? This gag starts by dropping a steamy snickers along with a cream pie in the punch bowl and then dropping an object of importance right next to the toilet. You must now come up with an excuse to make someone else retrieve the item (eg: I threw out my back last night bc Bill Cosby pounded my spinky so good. Could you please help me?). If timed correctly, when the poor lad goes to pick up the item, the toilet will auto flush and the creamy mudpie will splatter onto his face like a child trying to eat a cream filled donut.

Tyrant: Dude I took the kids swimming yesterday. It was a nice day.

Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.

Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.

by Stoney69 August 29, 2019