tom cruise

when you shove as many fully charged vibrators as you can up your rectum. Using an entire gallon of industrial strength superglue to seal your asshole shut to keep them in, then afterwards going to work and running to turn them on.

why won't the intern sit still?

he's just doing a tom cruise.

by anton blavatsky February 25, 2021

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on a cruise

A slang term meaning to stare at or admire Tom Cruise's sunglasses featured in movies like "Mission Impossible 7: Dead Reckoning" (2023), "American Made" (2017), "Top Gun" (1986), and "Top Gun 2: Maverick" (2022). It reflects an appreciation for his stylish sunglasses.

I was totally on a cruise during the movie "American Made" (2017), just focused on Tom Cruise's sunglasses instead of the plot of the movie!

by Emotional Cruiser July 13, 2025

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Tom Cruise my way

To go through something or overcome something in a fancy yet physically challenging way.

Sadly I'm not going to join your for climbing , I've got a bit of a foot condition that does not allow me to Tom Cruise my way on the wall...

by parakeregreses July 12, 2023

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Cruise Crab

Cruise Crab (noun) – A tourist who scuttles off a cruise ship for a few hours, overruns a resort, hogs the amenities, disrupts the peace, and then disappears back to sea before sunset. Often seen in loud groups, sunburned, clutching a frozen cocktail, and leaving behind a trail of rental towels and half-finished piña coladas.

“Dude, this resort was perfect until the cruise crabs swarmed in and took all the pool chairs.”

by jaweedus March 19, 2025

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