Mexico Cruise of 2007

In 2007 on a cruise ship in Mexico, 35 yr old Eric Quandingle gathered everyone's attention as he pulled a pink balloon and a can of loaded potato soup out of his pocket. He blew up the balloon and then proceeded to remove his red Nike Hyper Shift shoe from his left foot. He then tied the pink balloon to the back of the shoe. At this point everyone on the cruise was watching Mr Quandingle, confused about what the fuck he was doing. He then opened the can of soup and tipped the whole thing into the shoe. "Y'all watch this shit!" screamed Eric as he put the shoe to his mouth and did a shoey, gulping down the soup until the shoe was empty. All the passengers started to chant "Eric, Eric, Eric!" and he loved the attention so to keep the hype going, he ran to the pool and frontflipped in. It was epic

Damn, I'd be real mad if I wasn't on the Mexico Cruise of 2007

by slqur July 21, 2022

Disney Cruise

For men who love Mickey in and around their mouth

That Colm lad has booked another Disney Cruise, he’s such a dick muncher

by Meat pies August 20, 2024

Cruise Ship Fishbowl

A place where if you put your keys, you receive a fun surprise for the rest of the trip!

Dan couldn't wait to put his keys in the Cruise Ship Fishbowl. It had been weeks since he had had any type of excitement.

by VaderUK October 6, 2021

cruise the dual

to drive up and down main street, no real aim

“hey mom, lets hop in the golf cart and cruise the dual”

by pfount May 21, 2025

green cruise

Smoking some green while cruising in a car. Preferably a new car, to get the smell 'burned' in.

"Hey Christy, want to go for a green cruise in my new car?"

by tripleXbitch October 27, 2013

Altè cruise

A state of power of self, creativity and fun through edgy styles, piercings, baggy pants, dirty sneakers and self expression which originated in Lagos, Nigeria

Santi and odunsi's music is pure altè cruise

by Nigerian Administrator April 10, 2022

Cruise

When you have jerked off before intercourse.

My girl was trying to get me off last night but I cruised her.
I cruise so I last longer.

by shmaxta May 30, 2016