During anal intercourse the male hits a nerve that causes the female to start shitting uncontrollably on the males dick, while the male continues to bang her using the shit as lube.
Amanda was taking it up the butt when suddenly she had the urge to shit. John then continued to bang and begin his journey of "mudslide canoeing" until he was satisfied.
by Domweatherman February 4, 2014
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However, this is not like 'row your boat' where the action is directed towards another.
However, this is not like 'row your boat' where the action is directed towards another.
"I was wondering if you masterbated earlier today?"
"I was just thinking about it right about the time I sent those messages...But I didn't actually caress the canoe today."
"I was just thinking about it right about the time I sent those messages...But I didn't actually caress the canoe today."
by Puhbinka July 24, 2012
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josh and tom always looked up to Adam, the ultimate American douche canoe. He was everything they wanted to be, but could never be. It was both amazing for them and very very sad.
by Italian Beaver August 19, 2017
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Get the Canoodling mug.Someone who exceeds all other douche bags and dumb fucks. They play music on yahoo chat to "punish" other chatters even though they can easily ignore them. They attempt to be smart but fail every single fucking time.
They come in under multiple screen names and accidentally post the wrong thing under one screen name...then correct themselves, therefore giving both names away to the entire room. They usually have no teeth and have the mental capacity of a hamster on crack. No one likes them but in the voices tell them they are awesome.
They come in under multiple screen names and accidentally post the wrong thing under one screen name...then correct themselves, therefore giving both names away to the entire room. They usually have no teeth and have the mental capacity of a hamster on crack. No one likes them but in the voices tell them they are awesome.
Rick aka potluck aka nonyabiz aka i am karma aka dumbfuck who needs to fall in a hole
Rick is playing music on 6 different screen names, trying to make people tell him the definition of polyamorous (in order to appear smart) and losing a couple teeth all at the same time, hence being a douche canoe.
Rick is playing music on 6 different screen names, trying to make people tell him the definition of polyamorous (in order to appear smart) and losing a couple teeth all at the same time, hence being a douche canoe.
by Mi2chatter October 31, 2010
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