chocolate covered raisin

The act of placing a raisin on somebody's seat right before they sit down, then proceeding to eat the raisin once they stand back up.

This is usually done without the sitter knowing, but it can be done willingly if you ask the person politely if they will sit on the raisin for you.

Connor has a huge crush on Iryna, so he a put a raisin on her seat before she sat down on the desk next to him.

When Iryna got up to sharpen her pencil, Connor ate the chocolate covered raisin.

by cufflinktimejohnny September 9, 2011

coverage

How big an area a fart can be smelled in.

Mike's fart has a big coverage area. I can smell it in the entire arena.

by Big Tom October 19, 2005

Velvet Covered Sausage Wallet

A ladies private area (her clout)

can I put my willy in your velvet covered sausage wallet please.

by Burger March 28, 2005

easy breezy beautiful cover girl

A term used to describe something that is facile, effortless, and painless.

Tomorrow's test is going to be easy breezy beautiful cover girl.

by Elizabeth Tudor June 1, 2006

chocolate covered donut

the act of performing anal sex, then inserting your cock into your partners mouth while they preceed to smile like a donut...leaving a chocolate ring around their mouth.

In leiux of harsh punishment for the mistakes she made, I glazed her with a chocolate covered donut.

by Pimp Hand July 16, 2006

cheese monkey covered in jam dance

a dance that involves jumping around like a monkey and rubbing yourself around to signify the jam.

jig jig rub rub

by paul of death November 23, 2003

covered wagon

While in a car, you rip ass and lock all windows so all passengers have to smell your fart and then you say,"covered wagon!"

Scrappy farted in his car and locked the windows so his girlfriend had to smell it and then he said,"covered wagon!"

by v-nizzle October 16, 2006