beef curtains

The use of the produce from abattoirs to block out light from a window.

"My bay windows have beef curtains"

by stouffer and stuey November 10, 2002

meat curtains

extra extra pussy lips

if she can tuck em' in then yup its damn meat curtains, roast beef lips, pussy flaps

by paleorchid September 4, 2003

Curtains

A code word for a skirt, with a flowery pattern, that looks like it should be hanging in the front room of your grans front room.

"I want that skirt!"
"No you don't, it looks like the pair of curtains that my gran owns. If you buy it, I will mock you"

by JustEllen May 3, 2009

curtain pole

the object someone called steph tried to kill herself off, until it broke

stringup, pole realises weight, pole snaps

by KoBraKAi March 6, 2005

Courtland

A female who is usually level headed. Knows how to have a lot of fun but knows when enough is enough. A courtland is usually good at whatever they set their mind to, and uses determination. A common nick name is Court.

Person 1: look at that girl over there having fun
Person 2: yea she looks like courtland

by Mikedoss12 August 31, 2011

Beef Curtains

Long, saggy and hanging pussy lips.

With her legs spread, Tori could stretch her beef curtains out 4" inches.

by Raj` October 14, 2008

Meat Curtains

A vagina, preferably with large flaps of skin that fold over.

Tim - "Dude, I pounded that chick Jessica's meat curtains last night."

Dave - "Sweeeet"

by zker666 July 8, 2010