I couldn't stop the swimmers

The simultaneously unfortunate and wonderful feeling that is premature ejaculation

Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!

by von groovy April 13, 2019

You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.

While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"

by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019

I could die for you

A song by the band Red Hot Chili Peppers. It is featured in the album By The Way. It is a very cute, catchy and underrated song.

I could die for you
Oh this life i choose

by Jojofag_ October 14, 2019

We could say...

The beginning sentence of a bad pun.

"It really hurts to still be a virgin until now"
"Don't worry buddy It will go with time"
"You are not making sense bro"
"We could say.... Time would be your first time LMAO"

by Saora6 November 8, 2019

i could agree

when you are capable of agreeing with any given statement you deice you will make a decision to agree with or not

Samothy: My mom's cooking is great!
Bobothy: I could agree

by h the h March 2, 2021

Things couldn't get any worse

A magical phrase that makes things get worse.

Dave during 2021: Things couldn't get any worse, right?
Dave: *turns on the tv* A new virus called "Air Aids" has appeared. It originated in San Francisco and started spreading through Atlanta. If you're homosexual, you already have it, and you're gonna die. All straight people and non-faggots shall remain indoors until we get it sorted out.
Dave: Of course. Things CAN get worse.

by Stupid Af July 20, 2021

I could got it

In between I could and I got it

Lmao I could got it but I don’t wanna be holding on to a brick - Joseph

by Ohwowsal March 22, 2022