clopen

when, you close your work one day and the next you have to get up early and open. applies only if you have to stay past ten pm, and get up before 7 am the next day.

i have to stay til 11 tonight and i have to be here at five tommorow. it's the worst clopen schedual.

by ballerina_babe September 1, 2007

Cope and Seethe

The most hypocritical phrase in the whole fucking universe, used to mean someone can’t confront the truth so they are lying to themselves and coping and getting triggered by the other persons argument or seething. In reality it is used by the person who knows they lost an argument.

Person 1: communism is good
Person 2: communism is one of the deadliest ideologies in human history
Person 1: cope and seethe

by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023

cope

pov: you bought something, but something better value comes out shortly after.

"Guys, the 5800X is actually pretty go-"
"Cope."

by 0z0ne January 14, 2021

greg cohen

rapist

greg cohen: wanna have sex

girl: no

greg cohen: that means yes in mexican

by girlwiththepearl June 15, 2010

S-dot Cohen

His coolness meter is off the scales.Period.Finito.That's it.Bitches.

S-dot Cohen has entered the room.Control you animal urges people.

by dabrainboy April 16, 2005

compensation

something that everyone in the world does all the time.
even you

compensation

by awesnemity June 1, 2010

capenis

a breed of italian men, sometimes from colorado who are convinced they are God's gift to man kind. usually is found in rockies or swiss alps mountain biking or skiing while hooking up with fat girls, or occasionally in portugal having anal to mouth sex with cats of unknown gender.

man 1: that capenis is ripped!

man 2: thats because he has to learn how to pick up all the big girls.

by henniez April 27, 2008