Rooted Cooter

Stretched out vagina. It can either be a permanent condition

Permanent condition:"That bitch has 5 kids, you know shes got a rooted cooter".

Or temporary: Your girl comes home, and you feel her up and she feels like she has just been fucked. She has a rooted cooter...

by Mike (Cooter Rooter) June 9, 2008

Cooter bumping

The act of two adults with vaginal genetalia in a scissoring motion, bump each other's clitorises... also known as Cochise bumping... see Tracy Lee Freeman's diagram for further images

Hey Christina, would you like to try the art of cooter bumping with me?

by Albert Jason Einstein January 5, 2017

cooter canal

insertion point for a pork sword.

I had to strap a 2x4 to my ass to keep from falling into her cooter canal.

That hooker had the biggest cooter canal ever.

by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008

Pooter Cooter

Female genitalia which exudes a smelly odor.

Also can be described as winther-esque

pooter cooter vajayjay

by noreply9 September 26, 2011

Cooter Shooter

a penis, derived from the the idea of a penis being a shooter and being placed in a women's fluff of flesh

he showed me his cooter shooter

by meff January 8, 2008

Cooter Slam

The alcoholic drink enjoyed by strippers everywhere. 2 parts Malibu Coconut. 1 part Raspberry Schnapps. 1/2 part Peach Schnaps 1 part Orange Juice. 1 part Cranberry Juice. 1 part Pineapple Juice. Splash Grenadine. Must perform the dance move, "Cooter Slam" while drinking.

5,6,7,8, Praise Christ, Praise Christ, Double Dream Hands Take the Shot, Cooter Slam.

by masonjar014 February 25, 2011

cooter tuft

The scraggly patch of hair above the clitaurus.

I grabbed her by the cooter tuft and made her squeal like a 15 year old Hyundai.

by HandleJ March 15, 2023