cooter scooter 

We all know what an old coot is. A "cooter scooter" is one of those motorized chairs, like the Rascal, that old coots use to get around.

"Hey Bob, no more gimpin' around for me. I just bought a cooter scooter on the QVC channel!!

cooter scooter by Bill May 20, 2004

Cooter shooter 

When a large amount of sand comes out in a fast shooting motion from a girls vaginia

Hairy Johnson:
Dude!! i brought my girlfriend to the
beach and when we got home we were all romantic and BOOM!!!.... a cooter shooter came out of no where!

Dick Homo:
AWWWWWWW was it like a beach on your bed?

Cooter shooter by Alex The Man July 19, 2006

Cooter Pringle 

After a female wears underwear, she leaves some of her cooter juices in her thong/boyshorts. Overnight, these juices become crusted causing her cooter juices to become a chip like feature known as a cooter pringle.

This morning when i gave her her underwear back, there was a massive cooter pringle waiting to be discovered.

Cooter Pringle by Rappleslayer July 6, 2010

cooter comb

the comb for your pubic hairs.. preferably womanly pubes. cooter stands for pooter stands for vaginer stands for pussy.

"shit, bitch, i done did lost my cooter comb and my pubes are all nappy!"

cooter comb by matilder January 20, 2007

cooter sneeze 

When you're eating out a girl and you sneeze in her cooter. This makes up the cooter sneeze

Yo dude I got madd dome last night but didn't feel like eating her out so I cooter sneezed

cooter sneeze by Brian Gallagher October 14, 2007

Cooter Cup 

The act of taking ones hand, which has been formed into a cup, and cupping a female's genitilia. Generally this act is one swift motion of cupping hand, swinging arm, and making contact with the cooter; most importantly this is meant to be UNPLEASURABLE.

I was cooter cupped so hard that my dress was jammed between my legs.

You can't cooter cup a boy because they don't have a cooter.

Cooter Cup by Pooping Owl November 24, 2009

cooter mint 

A mint, or several mints placed inside a womans vagina to enhance her sexual pleasure during intercourse - how? well just think of how much those mints burn when you put them on your tongue

Oh yea baby! Stick another one of those Altoids in my p****y, oh yea - in fact while you have the tin open you can stick another one up my *** as well, oooooooh yea! - Note it then becomes an ass-mint by definition.

cooter mint by Rich March 18, 2003