contapedation

When two persons come face to face then both go in the same direction to move out of each other's way.

"As Ben attempted to move out of Judy's way, they awkwardly experienced contapedation."

by Sondravich July 30, 2008

Contanister

When Container and Cannister are not good enough, you need a "Contanister".

Person#1: Man, I have all this rice, what should I put it in?

Person#2: I have a great contanister that I usually use for that

by JayBee123wesrgdfh October 14, 2008

Coitalot

A magical cream that makes females attracted to the male erection. By using this product developed by Gandelf himself, one can experience similar results similar to that of the mythical Pussy Magnet. Results however tend to vary depending on the users height, weight, attractiveness, and of course erection size.

Not getting any?? Try Coitalot!! You'll be getting it on ALL NIGHT LONG!!

by flynyrdskynyrd February 3, 2012

coital stretch

The act of lengthening muscles during penetration.

After a hard workout in the gym, loosen up with a partner doing some coital stretching

by Beckyyyyyyy February 14, 2014

coeta

a girl who likes to live through the celebriteies she admires. might be jewish. might be lesbian. likes to butt dance like a ho. confuses the word specifically with pacificly. Is a vegetarian and gay rights enthusiast- doesn't like most ppl has lot of cats.

Everyone: Coeta drive us home

by Terri King February 24, 2017

contactless

The terminology for when during sex you pull out and slap your dick on her vag when you’re close to nutting to early.

“Did you bust you nut early?”

“Nah I pulled out and paid contactless”

by Labrith November 26, 2017

contagious drunk

When Melissa goes out to party but doesn’t drink. So she tries too hard and pretends to be drunk telling all of her friends that she gets “contagious drunk”. AKA she is a moron. Let’s hope she doesn’t get a contagious hangover.

I don’t drink; but I get contagious drunk.

by JessTheRealist May 19, 2018