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megafaunal confidence

The tendency of animals that are very large (megafauna) with few or no natural predators (such as adult grizzlies, elk, moose, etc.) to give off an aura of confidence and lack of concern for their surroundings in the presence of humans. These megafauna are majestic and either the top of the food chain and/or practically invincible and they seem to know it.
"Dude, that elk gives zero fucks that people are getting out of their cars and photographing it. It's practically posing!"

"It's that megafaunal confidence bro."
by D'Noman March 11, 2020
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Condichapoo

A convenient mixture of both shampoo and conditioner that everyone can smell within a half mile radious and will give you amazing healthy full looking hair and will give any women within 5 feet a screaming orgasm.
Dude i got to make a lethal amount of condichapoo and my balls were so worn out at the end of the party from giving all of those screaming orgasms
by dave123654 February 9, 2009
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Condimentalist

Noun.

A person who applies condiments to any and all food, even if said food would not usually require condiments or already has condiments on it. In severe cases, condimentalists have been known to get through whole bottles of ketchup in one day.
1. Phil: I'm going to have a salad

Amy: DON'T FORGET THE KETCHUP *SPLOOODGE*

Phil: You're a condimentalist.

2. Amy: I love ketchup *masturbates*

Phil: You're a condimentalist.
by P-Trainz&Amsz-Trainz December 1, 2010
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Condimentary

Conservatism is all about conserves, jams & preserves. Condimentary is all about sauces, mustards & vinaigrettes
This wheat-free Tamari soy sauce is totally condimentary to eating sushi off naked hippies
by professordavos January 29, 2012
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coffin cock

When your spouse tells you no to having intercorse after getting diner.
Honey your being a real coffin cock right now.
by gallahad13 November 3, 2017
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coffin magnet

Someone or something so potentially dangerous that the likely to result of coming into contact or being near is the death of person(s) around them/it
"So I've got to risk my life protecting this Coffin Magnet over here?"
by broomdj December 21, 2017
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condilee

Female Name
Condilee is often referred to as “BONDILEE.” Condilee is a bad ass looking chick who reels in all the boys. She is not scared of no bitch or man. Condilee’s are generally tall, but still have your favorite dream girl attributes. You want a condilee in your life.
“Yooooo did you see Condilee at that party last night?” “Hell yeah bro I tried to slide in but she slapped me instead so I left early in disappointment.”
by glmao June 26, 2018
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