Computer Club

First rule of computer club: Do not talk about computer club.

*absent chatter pertaining to computer club*

by Crackerjam May 1, 2010

complainabrag

A complaint where the speaker is simultaneously bragging about themselves.

Ugh, I don't know what I'm going to do this friday because I've been invited to two different exclusive clubs! Oops, that was a complainabrag.

by edna mode May 20, 2014

comprag

To complain and brag simultaneously; bragging disguised as complaining
Also: comprags, compragging, compragged

Privileged, shallow people comprag about their first-world "problems" to get both attention and sympathy from others. brag complain firstworldproblems

by Alihomora December 18, 2014

Competitive swimmer

A person who is part fish. They don't have much time for a social life because they are constantly in the pool training, or outside of the pool, eating.

"Hey do you want to see if Sean can come to the movies?" asked Justin

"No man, he's a competitive swimmer, he won't have time." Replied Oliver.

by Robofish May 14, 2015

Complexicationopolistic

Complexicationopolistic means hard or difficult words

The sentence was very complexicationopolistic

by Fishy Puggles August 3, 2017

companion ottertard

Someone who is entirely unable to go anywhere or do anything without their companion otter.

She is very clearly delving into the socially unacceptable zone with this new companion ottertard schtick she does.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019

competitive racism

the opposite of casual racism where the racists compete against each other.

*Competitive Racism*

John: I hate Asians
Bobby: I hate Asians more than you!
Sebastian: Yall noob acting hating on Asians big ego where I'm here the best at it! NO CAP!

by StickyFingers27 April 19, 2023