Coma Corpse

A dead body.

"Hey mommy, what's that man doing on the sidewalk?"
"(Who tf left that coma corpse over there?!)"
"Erm, nothing honey. Let's keep walking."

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 14, 2022

Coma

Abbreviation for crying out my ass

Hey Nate coma did you see that fight?

by Vvs February 21, 2022

C coma pieeeepa piggy

C coma pieeeepa piggy

Are u a sussy Baka or a C coma pieeeepa piggy

by Caca de cucurachas May 23, 2021

Phone Coma

Going into a trance caused by looking at your phone for an excessive amount of time.

What happened to bob?

Oh, he’s in a phone coma now.

by TheOtherGuy125 August 28, 2021

Hash coma

When you take a fat rip of hash and then shortly after unintentionally fall asleep ..

Man I took a fat rip after work and went into a gnarly “Hash Coma”

by CharlieHustle818 June 12, 2021

Reel coma

A state of altered consciousness characterized by idly scrolling Instagram reels with minimal conscious thought/overall awareness of one's surroundings and situation, similar to brain death

I was late to my ensoulment because I was in a reel coma.

by NotPieGuy November 29, 2024

Gaming coma

When you spend so long sitting in one spot playing a video game uninterrupted that you are completely immersed in the game and entirely numb to and dissociated from the world around you.

Josh: I just spent 6 hours straight playing Minecraft, and then, when I had to get up to go to dinner, I was so disoriented. I couldn't even remember what day it was.

Alex: Wow man, you must have been in a serious gaming coma.

by A Sharp Major January 12, 2025