A state of altered consciousness characterized by idly scrolling Instagram reels with minimal conscious thought/overall awareness of one's surroundings and situation, similar to brain death
by NotPieGuy November 29, 2024

When a person is sleeping and can't wake up. Doctors usually put a certain amount of medication depending on how long there brain need to sleep and recover. As I heard you can here the people talking and your talking back but in your head.the clairityproject made a video say they had to put ice pack on her because her fever was so high. Her brain would make her think that she was in Antarctica.it will be different for some people.
by Mr Goodman June 23, 2017

similar to barney'd-out... when nearly all a person's time is spent on entertaining their children with games, songs, stories and videos until they go into a zombie-like state or "auto pilot" if you will, forgetting temporarily who they are and that they have their own likes, wants and needs, essentially turning into "Mr. Rogers" (an iconic media personality who used to host the most popular children's show on tv)... this condition can be remedied by finding a bit of time for one's self, maybe a night out with adult friends to an adult music concert, or a movie (no cartoons), a couple of beers or a bottle of wine, good adult conversation and interaction uninterrupted by children or the elderly.
I cant take this "kiddie-coma" anymore, Im all barney'd-out... someone get me a beer and let's watch "The Shining" while listening to Ice Cube's "We Had To Tear This Muhfucka Up" before I turn into Mr. Rogers.
by hmf December 22, 2014

The semiconscious, paralyzed state one enters from laying on the couch flipping tv channels for hours. The flashing light from the tv that comes from changing channels is the only thing that keeps you awake.
I have got to get my act together, I have been in a cable coma for the last four hours when I could have been accomplishing something.
by joecoolthefool November 2, 2015

Joe: "Dude I really don't want to go to the mall."
Matt: "Why?"
Joe: "Because man, I get a nose coma walking through the cologne department."
Matt: "Why?"
Joe: "Because man, I get a nose coma walking through the cologne department."
by Insomniate March 14, 2016

Verb.
The overeating/ forceful consumption of numerous Mussels resulting in a fatigued state or unconsciousness
The overeating/ forceful consumption of numerous Mussels resulting in a fatigued state or unconsciousness
by DannyBoy27DannyBoy27DannyBoy27 February 3, 2020

Points towards someone who has trouble with their sleeping schedule or was exhausted that day and went to sleep for more-or-less a day or more.
I was so tired from work and had a bedroom coma yesterday. Eventually I woke up at 6 P.M. My sleep schedule is fucked, man.
by moochia January 27, 2024
