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collect-a-cert

A derogatory label for a person who prizes industry certifications above knowledge and capability.

Often such a person will set about collecting as many certifications as they can and proudly display them in their email signature and social network profiles. Typically they have a shallow understanding of areas in which they are certified, and are unable to display significant independent reasoning or understanding in those areas.

May also refer to the act of obtaining an industry certification.

Also known as "pokemon accreditation"; Gotta catch 'em all!
1. "I've interviewed five job applicants and every one of them is a collect-a-cert."

2. "I'm going to have to go 'collect-a-cert' to qualify for the next pay bracket"
by qwak May 9, 2013
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colleened me

when someone interrupts another who is telling a story or speaking. Usually because they think their input is more interesting.
You just colleened me.Why did you interrupt my story with your own?
by MythInc February 4, 2014
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Collect my bag

it mans when a woman is giving you head, not literally a head or colleting bags

collecting your bag can also man when a man ejaculates on a woman's face
Person 1: "hey did he actually collect your bag?"

Person 2:"yeah! of course! I told you she'd Collect my bag!"
by 1shot1der June 6, 2015
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collective whizz

When a group of guys go to a public bathroom and occupy every stall
"Where's Michael?"
"He and the guys went to take a collective whizz."
by IronBlade March 18, 2016
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collective häkeling

A type of german gay orgy, that uses crocheted sex toys instead of regular ones.
Person1: "Did you visit Tims collective häkeling last week?"

Person2: "Yeah my butt is still sore because of that crocheted buttplug."
by TheCrocheter27 February 3, 2017
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Collecting the Receipts

(v) the act in which one screenshots text conversations to use as blackmail in the future
Susan: I can’t beileve he said that? He shouldn’t get away with that

Clair: Girl he won’t. I’m collecting the receipts.
by Claret Mcbrowb June 12, 2018
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Collectibles

Another term used for saying you have hoes. Or many people you “talk” to.
Friend- bro i thought you were dating her.
Friend 2- No dude, she just one of my collectibles.
by Mr.Wiskers August 27, 2018
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