bate coach

A person giving masturbating(bating) instructions to another person.

Your bate coach gave you an awesome orgasm last night.

by Bator69 December 1, 2024

coach snelick

grimy little bitch man who thinks he can still act like a teenager. small dick big ego having ass man. (vape smasher” loves to fuck the hell out of his bony wife. hates feminine men. will destroy any hair ties on the wrist of mankind. (probably starves wife as a kink)

eyan eason: “coach snelick has a fat ass!!”

drew thornton: “bro i know look at that fatty”

by penis…..head May 14, 2022

poop coach

(noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.

Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!

John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.

Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.

by The Golden Swordfish January 16, 2025

coach big mac

fine ass man but a bitch at the same time

coach Big Mac is cute but a dough

by ms kbk April 18, 2017

Coach Green

Big Buttole man who gets peg by wife daily. Favorite pastimes include smoking menthol ciggarettes and drinking caffiene. Stinky.

Coach Green walk weird after pegged

by Bhuthaw man April 29, 2024

Coach Fuzz

The greatest basketball coach of all time-MVP on the team

Coach fuzz mannnnn. He improved my game so much I made the team. I was ass before tho low key

by Rahajella October 11, 2022

coach snelick

stupid little bitch man with a small cock and big ego. hates feminine men and will destroy wrist bands with teeth. (also vape destroyer2000) starves his bony wife as a kink

eyan easen: “yo coach snelick has a fat ass”

drew thornton: “bro i know he’s fine as fuck”

by penis…..head May 14, 2022