coffee coma

when u ain't u because coffee got u good and nigga gotta help u get back on game

deborah was in a coffee coma cause Deborah's usually a bitch but now she was seeing the positive side of life, after having 7 coffees

by thug ass tamato March 15, 2016

Oxford Coma

a state of deep unconsciousness that lasts for as long as someone babbles on pretentiously about the significance of the Oxford comma.

“I immediately slip into an Oxford Coma the moment my friend Rick starts blabbering about the importance of the Oxford Comma.”

by SalvyZ August 29, 2019

Reel coma

A state of altered consciousness characterized by idly scrolling Instagram reels with minimal conscious thought/overall awareness of one's surroundings and situation, similar to brain death

I was late to my ensoulment because I was in a reel coma.

by NotPieGuy November 29, 2024

Soma coma

When taken as properly prescribed, the medication Soma will put one in a various stages of muscle and deep tendon relaxation.

He was thankfully in a soma coma.

by Rosegoldqueen1 July 13, 2018

Coma

A coma is a deep state of prolonged unconsciousness in which a person cannot be awakened; fails to respond normally to painful stimuli, light, or sound; lacks a normal wake-sleep cycle; and does not initiate voluntary actions. Coma patients exhibit a complete absence of wakefulness and are unable to consciously feel, speak or move. Comas can be derived by natural causes, or can be medically induced.

Victim of a car accident: W-Where i am!?
Friend: You were in a coma, so you are in a hospital

by a kid fron your school March 12, 2019

Climax Coma

The state of semi-consciousness a girl attains after a hefty orgasm(s). Deminished mental capacity, numbness of the legs and feet and involuntary shaking are symptoms commonly exhibited during a climax coma. Water, snacks and snuggles are effective treatments to ease the symptoms as needed.

After screwing her every which way but loose for an hour and a half she was in a complete climax coma.

by hemp_dictionary June 15, 2022

Coma-Dream

Disagreeing with something stated due to beliefs of something better. "I'm calling coma-dream on that."

"All they would have had to do was to cut back to him in the car at the end of Breaking Bad." "I don't care that they didn't, I'm calling coma-dream. It's better that way."

by Johnny Jump-Up September 30, 2013