clusterflog

a blog that is really nothing more than a clusterfuck.

Anna: "Did you read Harry's blog post last night?"
Robert: "Yeah, I couldn't understand those ludicrous ramblings at all. What a clusterflog."

by Shit Fire N. Save Matches August 9, 2012

clusterpump

A cluster pump is when you bang so hard your dick explodes

Damn, last night I had a clusterpump

by Momluvsuhun May 22, 2018

clusternut

When pulling out in a threesome, one accidentally nuts into both other participants eyes.

"Man, last night I was with Steve and Jessica and It was a real clusternut"

by Gillesdelatourette December 9, 2018

Clusterflaw

When a flawed person interacts with with other flawed people

A school system is a clusterflaw

by Kristi84 July 21, 2019

Clusterfarce

A version of clusterfuck that you can get away with saying in class (even if you are the teacher).

Our country is suffering from congressional clusterfarce

by Dr. Wierdsmith February 3, 2020

clusterflugen

A giant cluttered mess consisting of various types of flügen; such as personal belongings, bodily fluids, random shit, memorabilia, unknown scents, residues, and possibly wildlife.

*walks past a deer and bear mating, there is confetti on the ground as well as a burgundy knit sweater

Bystander, “well isn’t this just the clusterflugen of them all.”

by Flugen4lyfe February 21, 2020

clusterfaith

The righteous Christian feelings that are generated, amplified and widely spread when a person in high authority says something and convinces just one disciple, then ALL people believe that disciple in everything he says.... soon, everyone has the same faith.

It's a clusterfaith!

Bob was not positive the Ark could actually hold 2 of every species existing during the times of Moses. But, when Billy Graham spoke on Sunday and verified the claim as being fact, Bob was swept up in a clusterfaith experienced by millions in every country of the world, one which no court could possible defeat.

by You rReal Name November 25, 2020