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Cunderblunt

The word 'cunderblunt' means disorganization, chaos, panic, or just general incompetence and stupidity among a large group of people. While he word itself is not considered profane, one of its derivatives is highly offensive: it is a fusion of the words 'blunder' and 'cunt.'

It can also be used as an insult towards individuals who have made some sort of error, effectively calling them a blundering cunt, but is generally used to describe any kind of logistical fuck-up that creates widespread disorder and kerfuffle, similar to a chinese fire-drill, usually made more frustrating by not having any particular individual to blame it on.
"I'm broke till next week- there's been all manner of cunderblunt at the DSS'

"Man-U's defence went to complete cunderblunt in the second half"

"News just in: the cunderblunt in the Middle-East has reached a record high!"

or less frequently:

"You were supposed to remove his LEFT kidney, you cunderblunt!"
by Cunderblunt April 26, 2009
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Cider sprinkler

Someone who constantly needs to urinate while drinking cider.
Paddy "Yeah hold my strongbow will you mate, i need to use the loo again"

Mark "You cider sprinkler"

Paddy "Actually nevermind mate i'm all done"

(slip)
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 26, 2010
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Cynder Suprize

a surprise of awesome-ness, quite like a kinder surprise except reversed (creamy on outside chocolate on inside)

a Cynder Suprize can also be a "Cyndel" who has stopped running around and has Settled, making it a Surprise because nobody thought it would ever happen

Cynder Suprize is also a famous YouTube Lesbian known for her Optimism and love for others
hey have you tried the new Cynder Suprize. its the tastiest treat i have ever put in my mouth
by b4byf4c3s-b1tch December 28, 2010
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Cindarella Sweeps

when a guitarist in a song does so many sweeps in a song or segment and in different variations.
dude that song was sick.
yeah the guitarist was like cinderella he was sweeping so much
his fret board is going to be spotless!

those were some technically sick Cindarella Sweeps
by SkotiiEphynMayne February 10, 2012
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conderflong

Spread my legs! I'm letting my conderflongs BREATHE!
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cindel-lee

Shy, Beautiful, kind hearted, loving women. Takes everything to seriously. Is in love with herself. Keeps her family close an puts everyone first!
If I were you I'd be a Cindel-lee.
by D.journey February 4, 2017
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Cunder

Cunder: a chunk from the cunt.
Cunderred: just chunked from the cunt
Cunderer: someone who regularly chunks from the cunt
Paul just watched that video of a man pooing in a girls face and he cunderred hard!!!
by Sammyp2087 January 30, 2017
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