choadstool

(n.) a despicable person, especially one who is short and fat, much like a choad, a short, fat dick. Choadstoolism may be associated with short man's disease.

That anus up in human resources is a fucking choadstool: four-foot-nine, 200 pounds, and all of it complete, festering dick.

by Blenderhead91 April 8, 2009

Choado Baggins

A hobbit with a penis wider than it is long. Is the "master of the ring".

"Wait up Mr. Choado!"

by Samwide the Tiger December 3, 2003

choadster

Someone who walks around thinking he's cool although he's really not.

"Look at Brad walking around thinking he is bad, what a totall choadster!!"

by DavidRH October 20, 2005

Chad

The most hottest and Sexy dude
Trustable and Strong

Durpul: Chad you're very cool
Chad: you too Durpul

by Americandude24 March 2, 2021

Chad

Someone who performs regular sexual interactions.

Dude, that guys such a chad, he’s slept with 5 women and hea not even in uni yet

by Zellesis January 4, 2021

Chad

A true gentleman that you just can't stop thinking about. He has a huge heart and will do just about anything for the people that he loves. He's hilarious beyond belief, even when he's not trying and it's effortless for him to put a smile on your face. He also has the privilege to be the cutest man in the universe, though 5'5", with eyes that look deep into your soul. Even in the darkest moment, he wouldn't stop giving you all his love and support, without hesitation. Although he usually sounds like a cowboy, he has moments when his voice becomes so deep and sensual, that your panties will melt off. Definitely the most amazing guy you could meet or be with. Cherish him, he's one of a kind!

Oh my god she's so lucky she has a Chad

by LocaPreciosa February 12, 2023

chadden

A word to describe someone sexy.

Whoa! Ernie, look over there at that chadden!

by Ellie <333 June 17, 2007