chode

A particularly short penis which is wider than it is long. Usually very difficult to handle, both in the metaphorical and literal sense. Named after a form of sausage which is pathetically small.

A: "Didn't you say you slept with Bob on Wednesday?"
B: "Yeah but it was shit,"
A: "Why's that?"
B: "Well, I went to give him a quick blowy, but I couldn't get my lips around his pancake chode. It was like trying to eat a cheese wheel vertically"

by deltah404 October 16, 2021

Childe

ed sheeran in genshin impact.. but water

Childe will be Adulte when he is older

by Woman kisser December 10, 2021

childe.ca

childe.ca is the best mutual ever, the best e spouse you could ever have. THE SEXIEST OF THEM ALL.

"bro do u know childe.ca??"
"Yeah he's my e spouse"

by vesperdeez January 27, 2022

childesrealgirlie

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hey r you childesrealgirlie mutual then you probably have no friends (me too)

by hutaosverylovelygf April 12, 2022

Childe

Childe is a curse. He will curse you. Childe is rapidly approaching your location. Do not try to stop him. He will only grow stronger. Childe is coming. There's 3 stages of grief: 1. Sphere. 2. Boobs. 3. Emo. No clue how to stop this curse, so like um goodluck. Also if you know any Michael and you have the Childe curse... run.

"Oh no! I've been seeing a lot of cursed stuff recently."
"Its the childe curse."
"The what?"

by skittlewaggler November 9, 2022

Chode Snake

An extremely annoying or contemptible person.

"have you met that Dale guy that used to have that fake newspaper?"

"I have, and he's a real fuckin' chode snake."

by the Chame-Loc'ster July 28, 2023

Baby chode

Most people would think this refers to a tiny chode but no it is in fact a sideways baby

I'm going to put my little brother Aidan sideways in your asshole so you're taking a baby chode you fuck

by sheepmeister April 24, 2015