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Children

If you don't curate their reality without them knowing... They are probably just going to grow up to hate you... And we can't have that! If your kids are allowed to hate you or even believe the opposite of what you believe... That feeling of moral superiority will disappear entirely... People will even be able to say that your NOT better than everyone. They'll even be able to use them as evidence to support the assertion that you're worse! Better destroy anyone or anything that guves them information you don't want them to have, huh? Oh, who am I kidding? You're just going to disown them and frame the situation in a way that makes them look like the bad one.
Hym "I met a homeless crackhead who has 8 beautiful children that he loves more than life itself.... He's CLEARLY better than me. I mean. He cares so much! About children. And that's what makes him better. The fact that he did what he is physically compelled to do and fucked a women that is harder to fuck than a conservative's wife (Because you have to do more than claim you accept a theological proposition to fuck them... or maybe you don't in the context of wokeism... It might work just as well for the woke women.... Nevertheless!). God, he's just so much better! Everyone with kids is better! Especially that golden state rapist killer guy!... He cared about his kid a lot! And not anyone else to the EXTREME. So... He's clearly morally superior, right Megyn? And coming from a guy that stole one of my jokes!? I punch in all directions, helicopter arms. Remember? Not a single funny joke huh? Or maybe you will just lie blatantly on camera for money."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
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children's music

Music, typically that mainly uses simple words, catchy melody, rhyme and repitition. It usually, but not always is old, well known and still in the mainstream. Unlike contemporary R&B, pop and electronic, it uses soft acoustic sounds mainly, and drumming on rare occasions. We can say that the opposite of children's music is rap-metal. Rap-metal is a fusion genre that combines either hip hop or rap with any metal genre (funeral doom, black metal, doom metal, death metal, heavy metal, etc.)
In nursery, we mainly play children's music.
by Dogmilk57 Nightcore March 18, 2021
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Children of Hym

by Hym Iam September 21, 2023
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Ipad Children

Lotus and Quackity are two examples of ipad children.
Wow Lotus and Tommy are ipad children now.
by anonymous May 28, 2022
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SOCK CHILDREN

What's created after impregnating a piece of cotton or wool footwear
Mother: Why is your son socks always so moist

Father : Their full of SOCK CHILDREN and you're about to drown them
by Mileslongrod February 26, 2024
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LuWeegee Children

A group of people who follow the teachings of LuWeegee, a God who is determined to save us from death and allow us Paradise upon passing through the Sun Gate, a gate opened once the sun collapses in billions of years.
Are you one of the LuWeegee Children?
by Jojojojokira5 May 15, 2019
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Trinity School for Children

School directed by fat meatball. Barks orders at nameless staff. Children work slave hours and get served cardboard for grub. Overridden by invasive species of Latinos! Whole staff has collective IQ of 1. Gala events are scams af. Fat Meatball with teeth spread wide enough to insert a quarter through them. Beware of Bridge troll nurse and dragon breath teacch.
If you go to Trinity School for Children, you got numbnutZ!!! - JWheele Outttt!!!
by Ms. DawnsLeftNut May 1, 2023
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