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Child Actor Syndrome

Child Actor Syndrome describes the medical condition of former child stars who are used to being treated like royalty and can't adjust being a normal adult later in life and freak out when faced with any tiny life problem. Being a child star describes how most women under age 25 live, with validation and coddling on all sides, no ability to work hard in anything, and a constant desire to be in the spotlight. This later develops into early stages of Child Actor Syndrome around age 23 or 24.
Guy 1: Why does that girl think she'll be able to finish medical school and be a real doctor?
Guy 2: Child Actor Syndrome. She's just posting about becoming a doctor on Facebook because she's a Like Hunter. She'll drop out in a few weeks. She's unable to adjust to a normal male's existence of getting no attention and simply working hard at things.
by Eric Kazinsky November 26, 2015
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Child protective services

A group of Karens. The largest government-sanctioned child trafficking organization in the United States.

Despite their name, they are not a service. They are a coercive means to force parents into psychiatry, as well as place your kids into abusive foster and group homes to guinea pig them with psychiatric drugs.

Never let them in.
Child Protective Services came to your door? Move. You gotta protect your kids from those child traffickers
by phuck johnstown June 20, 2022
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Child support payment

The monthly reminder of the poor choice you made to procreate with the delusional bitch who claims poverty, while simultaneously driving a BMW. A monthly financial obligation that rarely makes its way to actuallysupporting your children, the child support payment is synonymous with the 7-year car loan: a necessary evil you count down every month until it's no longer. Or you drop dead from the realization you'll be making these payments for years. Whichever comes first.
Loan officer: Sorry, but your child support payment has turned your debt-to-income ratio upside down and we cannot offer you a mortgage. Or a new car. Or anything that requires repayment.
by Grant Rampus July 6, 2016
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child hentai

Hey child hentai is animated children fucking its the best
PEDO: I LUV ME SOME CHILD HENTAI
by Hitler69ingadog February 14, 2018
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child soldiers

The easiest, cheapest and most creative way to fight any war. Super exspendable and easy to come by.
Man 1 "Hey man where did you get your child soldiers?"
Man 2 "Easy, Go to Amazon.somalia.co
by warbell July 13, 2016
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Child Aggro

When a woman has a kid from another man.
The worst kind of aggro.
I was gonna get her number until she pulled out a picture of her with some little guy and I found out she had child aggro.
by Kyori April 23, 2008
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Child Dialed

Where a young child is playing with your cell phone and accidentally calls somebody in your address book.
Joe: Hello?
Child: (Gibberish)
Joe: *hangs up*

30 minutes later..

Joe: (Texts Bob)
Joe: I think your daughter child dialed me earlier today.
Bob: Yea, I was letting her play with my phone.
by Wicked Beard Man August 3, 2010
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