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swamp check

The act of checking ones ass crack and general crotch area for sweat or other moisture by visiting the bathroom and swiping the area with toilet paper, paper towel, tissue, or other form of absorbing material. See swamp ass
After an evening of dancing at the club on a hot summer night Darrell heads to the bathroom for a swamp check.
(in the unlikely event that he takes home a woman and gets lucky) He hopes to avoid any embarassment that could arise due to the swamp ass and funk that has accumulated in his crack and crotch.
by m chen May 15, 2008
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check the oil

to stick ones thumbn in another persons ass hwhile they aren't expecting it. this is commonly known as checking the oil!
once on has checked the oil it is prpoper to charge them fo rthe service with the credit card.
hey man why did you just stick your thumb up my pooper?
"yeah your oil is a little low "
by the guy rules April 21, 2005
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mail box check

by D0c April 15, 2006
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poo check

The act of a girl checking whatever has just been pulled out of her ass (dildo, cock, fingers, etc) for any poo residue before she places said object into her mouth. Frequently combined with an ATM or A2M.
Dude, it was so cool last night! I pulled my cock from Jill's ass and she didn't even perform a poo check before puting it in her mouth and blowing me!
by Bangboy March 14, 2007
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oh come on check it out baby

its is a phrase said very quickly in a cuban or puerto rican accent that is used when adressing a girl to look at your penis when it is in a more erect state then to judge you by your limp bird.
babe hold on it gets bigger dont leave sweehawt oh come on check it out baby
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check my trap

Pick up money or anything else of value from your ho.
Naw man I can't meet you at 2, I gotta go check my trap.
by TZARvor January 6, 2008
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wet check

The act of feeling a woman's vagina to see if it is wet and ready for insertion. This can happen anywhere parties, bars clubs, etc...
Blaine: that girl was eyein you up dude, go throw a wet check
Larry: shit, she's wet and ready!
by Cadillac Bat December 11, 2009
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