chopper

British slang for a man's tummy banana.

Why do you never see 'Chopper' Biggs riding a bike?

by Lord Grimcock August 28, 2007

crapper john

It is how a certain Neanderthalish man from Indiana feels, due to being 46 with no sexual experience...with woman.

Get a cork, Dont crapper on yourself John, just because I am too much woman for you...

by ClarrisaKnowsAll April 23, 2005

chapped ass syndrome

Dry anus caused by severe anal sex. Also referred to as C.A.S. Symptoms include anal bleeding, skin peeling from the rectum, dizziness, blurred vision, and obscured thinking.

Herb has chapped ass syndrome.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 22, 2008

Chopper

This consists of two hanging ropes that hold a woman's ankles and is positioned over table. With a sexually aroused man lying on the table, a female secures her ankles to the ends of both ropes which leaves her doing the splits in mid air. The male then takes her legs and spins her until she is raised just high enough in the air to hover directly over the tip of his penis. When the female is released she will then spin down onto the man's penis, creating a most pleasurable feeling for both people.

I hope that Vicky will do the chopper with me tonight. The last girl I tried it with couldn't do the splits and she fell down over the side of the table, busting her face on the floor. I still nailed that ass though.

by fartwhisperer July 18, 2010

Chapter Stealer

Someone who reads a book/magazine at the bookstore but does not buy the book.

Aunty Beef: Just went and read 4 chapters of PRide and Prejudice, pretty good stuff. Was $2 short of buying it. Will go back tomorrow. Maybe I should just sit in the bookshop and read a few chapters each lunchtime and save myself $9.90

Toof: You are a dirty Chapter Stealer.

by rainbowfizz October 21, 2004

chopper jockey

Someone who rides a chopper.

"Did you see that chopper jockey splittin lanes?"

by Voneville September 7, 2005

crapper wrapper

Toilet paper; used to wrap the gifts one leaves in the khazi.

"Dammit, I was cheek-to-the-seat when I realized there's no toilet paper!"

"Don't worry, I'll nip to the shop on the corner for some crapper wrappers"

"Hurry up, I'm bursting. Grab me a Mars bar when you're there, to replace the chocolate bar I'm about to drop"

by Mr. Dingleberry January 2, 2009