Mongolian Chairlift

To perform the mongolian chairlift, you need a mid sized yak... there also needs to be a chair in plain sight, three cans of whipped cream, a girl anywhere from 90 pounds to 125 pounds depending on the size of the man performing the lift. Firstly you use the whipped cream to draw a moustache on yourself and your partner. Then you do a half sitting half standing position and you place the girl overtop of yourself then lift her off the ground and move her back and forth. While she milks the mid size yak. It was believed that this position was lost to the ages, but due the recent scientific breakthroughs it has been rediscovered.

Dave: I had a crazy time last night!
Tino: Why what did you do?
Dave: Me and my girl tried out the mongolian chairlift
Tino: Holy shit! I heard about that on the discovery channel
Dave: Yea You know it!!

by Dave Pat August 24, 2008

Chair Cookie

Someone who contributes absolutely nothing to the world around them but merely sits there.

Student 1: Moe is such a chair cookie!
Student 2: Don't be so harsh. He got a 14 on that last math quiz!
Student 1: Yeah, but the teacher said she'd give us 14 free points for turning it in!
Student 2: Well, at least he turned it in.
Student 1: Actually, I found it on the floor and handed it in for him.

Student 2: Chair cookie.

by News Crew November 27, 2009

Chairtear

The act of rolling around in a wheeled office chair, usually because you are so dazed with your current action that you're too lazy to get out of your chair and get some food in the fridge, or turn on the light, for example.

Person 1: Wheee! Yo, man! Epic chairtear to close the window!
Person 2: You're just lazy, actually.

by Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! January 26, 2011

Chair Mover

When one lets an unsuspecting fart go that rattles the entire floor causing a sound that could be confused with the moving of a chair across a linoleum floor.

Typically causes other inhabitants of the room to question, did you just move your chair?

We were listening to the priest's sermon when I heard Darnell let out a chair mover!

by TheChairMover September 27, 2011

Chair hug

A defensive move used to protect oneself from full body on body contact of a real hug, due to the unappealing nature of the other hugger. This typically consists of an obstruction placed in the path of the hugger participants, such as a chair.

Thankfully their last meeting was in a conference room and lee flawlessly executed a chair hug when Heidi attempted the obligatory goodbye hug.

by Lee337w November 8, 2013

chair lobster

After long periods of sitting and readjustment a mans nuts will catch on the boxer seam and be squeezed like a grape.

You know when you sit down for a long period of time and readjust a couple different times before standing up completely. Well a chair lobster is that pinching feeling when your ballsack somehow gets weirdly stuck between a layer of boxers. When you stand up, the ballsack gets slightly pinched by a fold in the fabric.

From Reddit user /u/moparornocar

by BurningRambo December 18, 2013

Chainrattler

A derogatory term for the undead, specifically ghosts.

My grandmother died and became one of those freeloading chainrattlers.

My son can't sleep at night because of that damn chainrattler in the attic.

by SlowDragon September 5, 2015