When a woman is on her knees being penetrated from behind while performing oral sex on a man in front of her such that her back is a nice, flat surface on which the two men can play cards.
by TruDat94109 June 24, 2010
Get the Card tabledmug. Refers to the assordid "magic" that a moocher plays on an unsuspecting victim using financial-instrument cards of some sort, and then "pulls a disappearing act" afterwards.
One of the most common moocher's card tricks is to show your "mark" a cash/debit card beforehand, and claim that it has sufficient funds loaded onto it to cover whatever expenses you're going to rack up, but then you either "forget" the card's PIN number or "discover" that the card has either been cancelled of has insufficient funds on it to cover your shopping bill or the gas-money for the ride that your "mark" gave you.
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
Get the card tricksmug. When a christian asks out there crush and he/she/they reject you by saying something along the lines of "I need to get closer to God first" or "I need to go pray to God about this" or "I'm not in the right place with God right now"
Example of someone using the God Card
Person 1: Do you want to go out sometime?
Person 2. Sorry I'm not in the right place with God right now
Person 1: Do you want to go out sometime?
Person 2. Sorry I'm not in the right place with God right now
by Phersson Levi November 29, 2018
Get the god cardmug. by slayslayslay1915 March 14, 2023
Get the Swiped that cardmug. a form of payment provided by local municipalities intended to be used for the purchase of goods in low-income households that are inhabited by at least one female who partakes in the act of twerking or other scandalous activities. More commonly referred to as: EBT cards, SNAP Benefits card, Foodstamp card or the Hood Credit card.
Girl - "Yo, do y'all take thot cards here?"
Cashier - "Um, what's a thot card?"
Girl - "You know, this. *Pulls out benefit card* My thot card"
Cashier - "Oh, yeah! We take those here."
Cashier - "Um, what's a thot card?"
Girl - "You know, this. *Pulls out benefit card* My thot card"
Cashier - "Oh, yeah! We take those here."
by SirWilliams December 5, 2015
Get the thot cardmug. Red reverse card: The original reverse card; does exactly what you think it does, turns the insult back on the opposing force
Blue reverse card: like the red reverse card but the simple way of saying you are that, but worse; insult with added adjectives
Yellow reverse card: can be used after receiving a complement to mean well
Green reverse card: for those that don’t know how to use reverse cards properly, does not reverse insult but doubles insult efficiency on the person who placed the green reverse card
Blue reverse card: like the red reverse card but the simple way of saying you are that, but worse; insult with added adjectives
Yellow reverse card: can be used after receiving a complement to mean well
Green reverse card: for those that don’t know how to use reverse cards properly, does not reverse insult but doubles insult efficiency on the person who placed the green reverse card
Verb. (Re-ver-s ca-r-d)
Yo momma so fat she has her own orbit
insert reverse card of the respective color
Yo momma so fat she has her own orbit
insert reverse card of the respective color
by HelloShaunTheSheep April 29, 2021
Get the reverse cardmug. Family card is when your parents or grandparents clams that you future husband or wife will leave you cause your bad at work or cooking and that amusing that you will have a family or not.
Tokiko “ sigh “ my mom pull out the family card by assuming that I’m going to have a husband in the future who going to divorce me, alll because I was bad at laundry and I told I was going to be asexual.”
Friend” oh I’m sorry “
Friend” oh I’m sorry “
by Tokiko Tsuji January 11, 2020
Get the The family cardmug.