contorqtion

too move something out of shape another word for contortion

him jumping caused contorqtion in the room

by idontevenknow_123 February 13, 2024

Console Kid

A derogatory term for toxic people who play on a console, commonly Xbox. Mostly seen in crossplay games like COD Warzone 2/3, Fortnite, and others where "Console" can be changed to the name of the game, like "Fortnite Kid" or "COD Kid"

"Ugh, did you hear that Console Kid? Sooooo annoying"
"These Fortnite/COD Kids should he banned"

by TD21 March 3, 2024

Console Wars

A stupid thing where people defend the hardware they bought that'll break eventually

The Console Wars are stupid, idiotic, and childish

by cardloss March 13, 2024

Consolation Trip

A trip that your parents bring you on to make up for the trip they previously brought your other siblings on without you.

Daughter to parents: You brought my sisters to Mexico! Now I deserve a consolation trip.

by Stanksucka D April 1, 2024

Congolese dry-beating

A masturbation act.

To Congolese dry beat:- First, open up some gay porn pictures of black men twerking. Then rub iron filings all across your wiener and nuts, and proceed to jerk off. Continue pouring iron filings all across your dick, till you start bleeding. The iron infuses into your dick blood, forming tons of hemoglobin crap, causing more oxygen supply in your wee wee. Continue rubbing till the foreskin tears off and you start bleeding, and then pour tons of salt crystals over the injuries to amplify the pain and build muscle strength in your wiener. This will cause your foreskin to grow up.

Repeat for 10-20 times a day to boost T Levels

Skibidigyattsigma420: Wassup my fellow sigma rizzlers, wait, why isn't Joshua online, chat?

Balkanmuntmaxxer69000: He was Congolese dry-beating yesterday, he says he needs a day off to revive, so that he can try out soviet-jelqing.

by ACNHVillagersfatcock November 29, 2024

contoral

A rare case when someone has a seizure and has control over it which people can use to scare people this type of seisure can be in very rare cases only

bro i had a contoral

by myfirsttimeusingtheurbandictio December 22, 2024

Centola

That dude is FUCKING HILAROUS... I mean seriously this guy will do or say anything to make you laugh. He hates seeing you sad, and when he does, he will crack jokes to lighten your day. But don't let his niceness fool you, if you mess with him or the people, he loves OHHHH you're done. He yells pretty loudly and will make your ears hurt. If you have a Centola in your life, don't let go of him. He is funny, loyal, sweet, and caring. A Centola will always take your side without listening to the whole story.

You: My day was horrible, I lost a lot of money from betting, and this dude kept pissing me off, so I beat him up
Centola: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
You: that joke was so stupid it made me laugh😂

by That_one_ronaldo_fan December 22, 2024