Confusionysm

A state of mind in which you are baffled by logic.

At the stop sign, looking at all the road signs, I am put into a state of confusionysm.

by J.S.L. December 14, 2019

confusionable

the ability to be confused

Jimmy is very confusionable

by confusionable March 6, 2021

Confusionsexual

When you cannot pick a sexuality because you are confused. Therefore you are confusionsexual🥲👍🏻.

I am confusionsexual.

by Hannah_Jeonx August 22, 2021

confusioned

Caught off guard by what was said or what happened

I am confusioned about what you just did

by rebelwolf3905 February 15, 2022

Confusionista

A person who seeks creates and enjoys chaos and the subsequent drama that comes with it.

Person x is a confusionista.

A group of people are confusionistas.

Stop being a confusionista and focus on better thing to do.

by D3k4s January 2, 2023

Confusionationship

When two people don't know where to situate their relationship as it's crammed with confusion, fearfulness, avoidance and affection .

e.g : Lia and Ghali have a Confusionationship

by parapme January 30, 2023

Confusionism

When an attorney lies and twists facts, engages in gaslighting at every hearing, throws a bunch of manure on the case hoping it will stick into a nice, smelly ball of turd with the purpose of confusing a judge. The result of Confusionism is a high-conflict case where one of the parties becomes homeless and the party who went to jail for abuse keeps their freedom, money, and children for the time-being. Usually overturned on appeal in the Supreme Court.

John Kelleher practices Confusionism!

by bucketidontquitnow September 4, 2024