Laptop Commuter

A child under the age of two years, riding on his parents lap in an airliner for free. See "Laptop Computer"

The plane had a crew of six, with 127 passengers and 15 laptop commuters.

by Frasier Nutzov February 5, 2007

commuter hour

The distance that an average commuter travels in an hour.

The commute hour varies greatly from very short (Los Angeles) to very long (Kansas).

by mike27112 June 13, 2004

Commissary hoe

Comissary Hoe: A bitch who puts her entire welfare check on an inmates books every month.

Gia, do you want to go to the mall with us?
No, I wish I could but Ace needed some soups.
Bitch, your a commissary hoe.

by psychedelic shack June 16, 2016

3 man commission

Raj Parker, Steve Stride and a well respected football expert voted 2-1 (guess how they voted individually) to allow the move of Wimbledon FC to Milton Keynes to become the Milton Keynes Dongs (as the "club" will now inevitably be referred to).

Winkelman bribed Parker and Stride and so they voted for the move. AFC Wimbledon was rightfully born right after this sham of a commission.

by AFCW July 1, 2004

Ur mommy a commie

An alternative to ur Mom gay same thing but worse

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: oh yeah? Well ur mommy a commie

by AS1XN March 13, 2018

commie-fag-junkie

Term coined by comedian George Carlin for the worst possible person in the world from a conservative American's point of view during the hippie era thus: A communistic homosexual addicted to heroine.

Nixon must think all the hippies are commie-fag-junkies!

by thedzone October 2, 2009

Itty Bitty Titty Committee

When a person has small tits and is proud of it

Jeff: Hey you see Megan? She has no tits.
Josh: Yeah she say’s she is the leader of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

by Lhiquidd November 4, 2019