connection

noun. 'butt-buddy.' most often a secret homosexual lover, but sometimes meaning something heterosexual. also possibly including a transexual lover.

originates from north havana, florida.

dude 1: hey, listen, i don't want to let the word out about last night, but i would like it to happen again.

dude2: yeah, i agree. i think you're a great connection.

by smcosci June 22, 2009

art collector

A man who makes a habit of cultivating attractive women as "friends."

He said he's interested in me, but seeing all the female friends he has on myspace makes me think he's an art collector.

by Luminosa September 12, 2006

nut collector

A girl taking the nut after a wild night and clingin on.

Had to drive my girl to the pharmacy to get the day after pill...she was a nut collector.

by Rizzou January 5, 2009

Correction Fluid

A sticky white substance used by jailed sex offenders housed in a correction facility to cover the walls of their cells in an attempt to 'white out' past mistakes

"Williams was a shocking felon. You couldnt walk past his cell without catching a splash of his correction fluid"

by S B S May 20, 2009

Wristband Collector

A sad and rather pathetic person who goes to as many music festivals and concerts as their parents can afford. Not for enjoyment, or love of the music but so that they can show off their tatty collection of wristbands along with their tan at the end of the summer.

Penelope: "The red one's from Reading and the green one's from Glastonbury. The purple one's from this darling little place in Italy that I went to whilst Daddy was on a business trip there"
John: "Which band did you like best then?"
Penelope: "Band? Huh?"
John: "Gah - you are such a Wristband Collector"

by Bunny Phluff March 13, 2008

autograph collector

Someone that has no job, no life and hounds celebrities for their autograph either through mail or in person in order to sell them on Ebay or some other auction website.

Jane is an autograph collector and she waited all night for Avril Lavigne to sign a photo. Once she got it the next day she tried to sell it on Ebay for $300.

by jackzofthezoo October 4, 2011

tax collector

A pauper.

Better work hard for your life lest you'll end up being a tax collector.

by Gerrycongo January 23, 2009