come out of the closet

admitting to being gay

Logan: Man, Conor needs to come out of the closet already

by LJMarine July 2, 2010

closer

in dating, one who is consistently able to seal the deal with the opposite sex, be it in the bedroom or in some other emotionally satisfying manner

- "He's been calling me for like 3 weeks now but nothing's happened."
- "Yeah, he's not a closer."

by woundedgazelle August 2, 2005

closet fag

When someone is gay and they don't admit it.

Sebastian is a closet fag because he doesn't admit he's actually homosexual.

by The OG February 1, 2005

Closer

Halo 9 and the fifth track on the Nine Inch Nails album 'The Downward Spiral'. One of their most well-known songs with an easily recognisable beat, influenced by that of Iggy Pop's 'Nightclubbing'. Sexiest song ever.

"I wanna fuck you like an animal;
I wanna feel you from the inside;
I wanna fuck you like an animal;
My whole existence is flawed.

You get me closer to God."

by reznor = god August 1, 2007

closet rocker

someone who plays an instrument (guitar) when nobody is around

yo when are you going to play on stage and stop being a closet rocker

by i hate ian james June 12, 2004

closet fuckhead

(n.)an individual who knows himself as or is known as a complete idiot i.e. fuckhead however has not come to terms with it and therefore has not revealed this fact i.e. in the closet. Individual who exhibits these traits is therefore temed a closet fuckhead. Refer to examples

Closet fuckheads: Tim Tebow,Plaxico Burress, Michael Richards, Michael Moore, Mel Gibson, Rosie O'donnell

by Michael Ryan Barrett Russell December 9, 2008

Closet

A trash can in your wall

"My mom told me to clean my room. So I opened my closet."

by frtisauZhytfr67udsia May 2, 2018