phantom cigarette syndrome

A condition that occurs when a smoker leaves a cigarette behind his/her ear for an extended period of time. Upon removing the cigarette, the smoker is left with the feeling that the cigarette is still there. Often the smoker will finish their cigarette and reach for the one behind their ear, only to realize that they just smoked it.

Smoker#1 *removes cig from behind ear, smokes it, and reaches for the one behind hid ear* Dammit! I thought i had another cig

Smoker#2 Dude, you're suffering from phantom cigarette syndrome

by MDMI June 10, 2009

ciggarette

tabacco rolled in paper usually with a filter on the end. All the non-smokers need to back off. I know it's bad for me I obviously dont care if i did i wouldn't do it.

Non-Smoker: Dramatic cough, cough, "You know ciggarettes are really bad for your health and mine, right?"

Smoker: "yeah, i know" Then blow your smoke right in their face to end the conversaation.

by megan n. July 22, 2007

cigarette math

The arithmetic performed when computing how many cigarettes one has left, in relation to the intervals between smoking. Generally used to determine when one will need to acquire more cigarettes, or if one can afford to give a cigarette away.

Guy 1: "Hey man, can I bum a cigarette off you?"
Guy 2: "Let me do the cigarette math... Nah I only got three left, and I can't get to the gas station for a couple hours, sorry."
Guy 1: "Uh, okay, thanks anyway."

by Charlie Cochran February 21, 2009

tricky cigarettes

Cigarettes with Cannabis/Weed inside, mixed with tobacco. It lacks the filter and has a piece of paper rolled in the shape of an S instead. Often referred to as joint or funny/laughing cigarettes.

"We were about to give up on the party when a black dude in an orange Ralph Lauren polo joined us and handed out some tricky cigarettes. 15 minutes and we all loved the place"

by Greg Goenczi September 6, 2007

Dopko Cigar

A cigar made out of any kind of shit, preferably dog and human shit, wrapped up in used notebook paper, and written CIGAR in crayon.

I just bought a Dopko Cigar off of Dopko and it made me throw up after one puff!

by dopko October 27, 2007

Blu Cigs

A brand of electronic cigarette that has a blu led light at the end. It is the smallest electronic cigarette available and is the most popular brand. www.buy-electronic-cigarettes.org

Those smoking laws banned my Marlboros, I had to get out my blu cigs.

by Lester Holt June 5, 2009

Politically Correct British Cigarette

Politically Correct British Cigarette is an alternative and more complicated way to say the f slur or faggot.

Jennifer: These politically correct British cigarettes running around the country, shoving their... gayness, down our eyesacks. It's embarrassing.

Brad (a pcbc): I'm literally doing nothing right here.

by the gay goblin™ April 27, 2022