Wagyu children

Wagyu children are doing very little physical activity (mainly playing computer games) and are sustained on a high protein and junk food diet. Subsequently, their muscles are being marbled in to an award winning quality. These children will be the first on the menu when global food production goes south!
The wagyu children next door are looking ready to slice and grill.
by GrassFedHuman July 28, 2023
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THESENFUCKING 5 YESR OLDS SPEND 400 DOLLARS ON A FUCKING VRNHEADSET JUST TOMPLAY A GAME THAT IS ABSED AROUND FUCKING FORILLASS
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the noob children

4 little noobs aspiring to take over the world alongside their parent, nuggets.
the noob children kidnapped my goldfish!!! HELP!!!
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karaoke children

Oh no Timmy's birthday has so many karaoke children!
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Dumb children

"Wow those are some dumb children"
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YOUR Children

Zere not YOUR children... Zere OUR children...
Hym "Yeah, see, but you're not communist about YOUR children... You're communist about children in general. Look at Matt's little Catholic dwarf conniption fit over the drag queens. Are they subjecting your kids to sex, Matt? Or are they subjecting your kids to men dressed like clown-women? Because I don't think of sex when I see drag queens Matt. You know what I though the last time I saw a drag queen? I thought 'Is that Ru Paul's drag race?... Oh, yup. That's still coming out with episodes?' And then I went outside and ate some gummy worms and had a cigarette. And I didn't think about drag queens again until now. Your kids are home schooled. So the kids you're talking about aren't even yours! I mean, coming from a guy who obsesses over the idea of other people imposing their worldview on his kids, you sure do like imposing your worldview on other people's kids. And in the form of jailing drag queens no less! That's nuts! You're a fucking nut job! You know, you guys didn't seem this crazy back in 2017. This got very dystopian very quickly."
by Hym Iam January 07, 2023
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