Mango Chair

Daniel K has sexy mango chairs they sooo big ;)

Hey Daniel what sexy mango chairs you have.

by Itzyagirlskinnypenis January 29, 2020

Chair Fucker

The act of fucking your chair so hard that it squeals like the little bitch it is

"Trashy is a total chair fucker! She made that chair her bitch in vc!!"

by Gaythens June 16, 2018

chair whiskers

It’s the pet hair that collects on the bottom of the chair legs from sliding in and out.

You have not thoroughly vacuumed if you didn’t remove the chair whiskers . or I could knit mittens with the amount of chair whiskers I have.

by March 30, 2023

put on the chair

(To be): to be given the death penalty by electrocution

That genious who shot up 3 asian owned massage parlors around Atlanta, should be put on the chair, no questions asked.

by Sexydimma March 20, 2021

chair caterpillar

a caterpillar that eats chair and is extremely extinct

I wish i had seen a chair caterpillar

by computer 911811711611511411131 September 24, 2018

Table with no chair

a table with no chairs you fucking idiot

There is a table with no chairs.

by Zhio March 27, 2022

Chair juice

A deposit of female urin/ejaculate on a chair, in notical terms a wet queef.

When the beatles played at Shea Stadium in 1966, the custodial staff complained about the excessive amount of chair juice on the thousands of wooden ballpark seats.

by Joebeardski September 24, 2023