butt kegel

squeezing your butt muscles together to prevent pooping or unwanted entry into your ass

It sucks you're going to prison, hopefully you've started practicing your butt kegels

by MastaRiddle March 21, 2013

butt fleas

a constant irritation or itching in the ass.

The butt fleas are feasting! Maybe I didn't wipe good enough...

by MinPin76 February 22, 2012

butt thunder

a colossal rumbleing that explodes out of your ass, something that shakes the cheeks.

After a heavy night of drinking the walls were shaking with my angry butt thunder.

by Jon Chris Ashly June 09, 2006

Butt Mitzvah

A colonoscopy

I'm over 50 now and my doctor is after me to have my Butt Mitzvah.

by DimeDropped November 18, 2010

Gutter butt

A big nasty, most likely a desperate tramp. Most usually found in government housing projects. Also found at most clinics

Dude 1: AYYY YOOO, you remember that girl i met in the nati last night?

Dude 2: FO SHO mayne, that trick was such a gutter butt!

by IZZZZY_ July 11, 2008

mud butt

An uncontrollable bad case of diarrhea that feels as if mud is oozing out of your ass.

After drinking a case of beer and eating some bad Mexican food, I got a severe case of mud butt.

by toast455 July 05, 2005

Butt Crumb

A loser, a wanabe surfer. People who buy surf gear, fake bake (use tanning beads) basically people who wishing they were locals, but they cant be.

Q: Whos that butt crumb trying to surf?
A: He's a nobody

by nevergetscranked June 29, 2009